October 20th, 2009
if only my life were a TV show
The cousins (DJ Dairy and Scotty Too Hotty) and I have been watching a crapload of TV. We started off with How I Met Your Mother (I’m honestly having a hard time getting into it) and then have moved on to Big Bang Theory (which I love!). There’s also the impromptu TV sessions together that include Top Chef, Iron Chef, Tool Academy 2, and Project Runway (they all finish with us falling asleep on our couches). Wouldn’t it be awesome if our lives were a TV show?
- Background music to further emphasize how much trouble you are at work.
- Commercial breaks, similar to the Twix break (need a moment?) but better. Plus you’d make money off of it!
- Laughter even when its not funny. And those laughter clips are usually hearty laughter, not the polite haha you I get.
- I’d say I’d need hot costars but I have pretty good looking friends. But do you?
- A perfect wardrobe to boot.
- If you’re a sitcom, everything resets itself (the mess, the robbery, someone touching your whiteboard) after every episode. However, if you’re a Korean drama, your super rich, awesome loving fiancee of 30 years is dead but you still have his eyes after the episode is done! I’ll stick to my life as a sitcom, thank you.
- Close proximity of friends at all times (examples: Friends, Will & Grace, BIG BANG THEORY, etc.)
Sign me up!